First ever THC.net Dispensary Review

Posted on August 26, 2011 by green

Compassionate Patient Resources Collective
19237 1/2 Ventura Blvd
Tarzana, CA 91356
Hours: M-Su 10am-8pm

Thank you www.weedmaps.com for making it easy to find bud.

This was my first time at this dispensary.  Very helpful and nice people.  Hot girl behind the counter and several entering and leaving while I waited.  Not a bad place to visit :)

They have competitive prices ranging from $30-60 for an 1/8, a good selection of edibles and cheap glass.  I picked up 3 items tonight: Mendo Mango, Adios Motherfucker and Pomegranate Kush.  They also threw in a free pre-rolled of Green Crack.  Pics below.

Pomegranate Kush

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kitten vs TWO scary things – hand grenade version!! Heh…

Posted on August 5, 2011 by green
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Fuckit, A video too.

Posted on August 5, 2011 by green
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The Chipotle Experience

Posted on August 5, 2011 by green

Stoney Food of the Night has been replaced this time by The Chipotle Experience.

Calories: 640 or whatever it said on the menu.
Cost: $$$$$ Get it on payday…

Chipotle.  Love the place.  Great ingredients, food tastes great and, as some South Park fans will attest to, will make your ass bleed raw.

So, on the menu.  Nice chicken burrito bowl.  Guac.  Some corn and pinto beans.  Awesome.

Let me deposit my check first.  .]  <===wheelie canoe

I walk back to Chipotle.  FUCT.  I waited for, literally, 1 hour to get a burrito bowl.  Guac. Corn and pinto beans.
Gone.

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SFOTN Addition: Cost counter…yay?

Posted on August 5, 2011 by green

So, I decided to add a cost counter to the fancy foodstuffs that I make around here.  1-5 dollar signs is a scale from less than a dollar to an astronomical ten dollars!  Like tonight’s meal, The Chipotle Experience would and will be (since I’m writing that next, have the title  *ding* *ding*) .]

Oh and this .] <==== is a canoe doing a wheelie.

Peace.

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IncognitoVaping – MagickWand

Posted on August 5, 2011 by green

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Stoney Food of the Night

Posted on May 10, 2011 by green

Cheese Crunch
WARNING!:  Contains enough cheese to deliver 12 random heart attacks.
Kinda Like: Some fancy shit you get as a nice restaurant.
Cost: $$$$$

Block of Govt. cheese.

Equipment:
Frying Pan
Fork
Sharp knife

Directions:

  1. Heat up frying pan
  2. Cut off a thick (1/8-1/4″) slice of cheese.
  3. Put cheese in frying pan.
  4. When the top of the cheese starts to sweat, flip cheese over.
  5. When it looks like it is getting runny, take cheese out of pan.
  6. Use fork to gather the crispy bits leftover on pan
  7. Put crispys on top of cheese slice.
  8. Eat then go lie down.


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Bob Marley Baby

Posted on May 7, 2011 by green

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Stoney Food of the Night

Posted on May 5, 2011 by green

Beans n Noodles
Carbs: A lot
Kinda Like: Beans n Noodles

1 can of Baked Beans
Half a bag of noodles
Water
Some random spices and shit

Equipment:
Pot
Something to boil water in
Something to microwave beans in

Directions:
1. Boil water
2. Empty half a bag of noodles into boiling water. Check in 2o minutes.
3. Remember to take the noodles out.
4. Empty beans into microwaveable dish.
5. Nuke Beans.
6. Drain noodles.
7. Pour beans on noodles.
8. Eat

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Scatman

Posted on May 4, 2011 by green

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